1. "All I want is to play footsie under the breakfast table. I want droopy eyelids and sleepy laughter over the coffee cups and cereal bowls. I want messy hair and morning breath kisses and soft voices. I want toothbrushes touching and shared soap bars and brushing fingers as the towel is passed between our hands. i want shirts and bras and boxers and socks mixed in a hamper threatening to overflow by laundry day. i want soft sunlight dancing on dishwater and soap bubbles in the sink, the clink of glasses being placed on the high shelf, a pair of hips pushed against my back trying to reach the cabinet over my head. I want a hand in mine in the supermarket, holding conferences over produce. I want tickle fights in dining room, cuddle sessions in the living room, and nonsense conversations in the bedroom. i want pillows migrating to the wrong side of the bed and crumpled sheets and blanket wars in the night. i want chainsaw snoring and tangled limbs and warmth radiating between us resting heart to heart. I want love. Pure, simple, true. I want it with you."
    — "Give me the word, and I’ll give you a lifetime" by Hannah Estelle  (via seabelle)

    (Source: hidontbecreepy, via mypinterestperfectlife)

     
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  3. burgrs:

    im so worried about tall boys….be safe…be careful up there… maybe u should come down here and kiss me

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  5. like-why:

    christel-thoughts:

    quimbycub:

    willow-wanderings:

    nedahoyin:

    queenqueerqutie:

    Martin Bauendahl

    Real life vs Societal expectations

    Wow..

    Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.

    Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.

    Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
    So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

    Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

    As a society, we’ve gotten so screwed up in objectifying women’s bodies that we have completely forgotten about biology.

    blessed be this post.

    (Source: denicedenice, via ct-ca)

     
  6. broskibro:

    thestraggletag:

    thief-in-the-dark:

    stand-up-comic-gifs:

    Hannibal Buress - (x)

    This is why shouting at people who are ignorant doesn’t work.

    Bless this.

    Bolding being this is a universal concept that I really feel as though rad-anything tumblrites don’t understand.

    (via stormyjupiter)

     
  7. jaba-the-slut:

    The wisdom from movies you never notice until they are transformed into a gifset.

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  8. artistsuffer:

    kerry tho <3

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  10. stormyjupiter:

    LOL wut where is this from